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weight mention and stuff

my friends are all “wow Émilie you’re so slim and you’ve lost weight you look great!” and eeeeh that bothers me so much like

i’ve never really struggled with my weight, but i know so many people who have so it’s just an icky “compliment”

and also the reason WHY i have lost like 20 pounds is because i’ve been consistently depressed/anxious for over a year so i have really erratic eating habits and have not been eating enough because i feel constantly nauseated

so it is just really not a good thing to say, because i’m not even at the healthy weight i was before, and i am not living a good lifestyle, and i am pretty much ILL (like i am 5’6” and 120lbs - not good)

(but i don’t want to bring it up because they’ll be like “but you’re beautiful, i’d love to have your figure!!” … um, no, because it is PRODUCED BY NOT BEING ABLE TO EAT) 




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Re: Your Anaconda,

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get spoopy with meh

My blog is going to be this shit until November. Now’s the time to escape if you want.

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The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation

6 Types of Loneliness


There are 6 main types of loneliness:

1. Interpersonal loneliness: This is the result of losing a significant, or intimate, relationship.

2. Social loneliness: This is where a person is on the fringes of a group, excluded from a group, or is actively rejected.

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